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Jimminy Crickets my child stinks!
His breath is KICKING in the morning. Holy crap, it's smelly... I thought bad breath was for adults.
I took off his shoes the other day and after a minute or so I thought "I smell feet" I picked up this little cute baby foot and took a big whiff...... woooooooooo! He had smelly feet!
Saturday I'm laying on the floor on my back with Quinn watching TV. My knees were up in a bent position. He had crawled up on my stomach and layed his belly up against my legs and propped his head on the top of my knees while watching TV. This means his diaper butt was aimed at my face. He passed gas! In my face! So loud and stinky I had to leave the room!
At the rate his "stink" is growing I may have to buy him deodorant and cologne for Christmas!
His breath is KICKING in the morning. Holy crap, it's smelly... I thought bad breath was for adults.
I took off his shoes the other day and after a minute or so I thought "I smell feet" I picked up this little cute baby foot and took a big whiff...... woooooooooo! He had smelly feet!
Saturday I'm laying on the floor on my back with Quinn watching TV. My knees were up in a bent position. He had crawled up on my stomach and layed his belly up against my legs and propped his head on the top of my knees while watching TV. This means his diaper butt was aimed at my face. He passed gas! In my face! So loud and stinky I had to leave the room!
At the rate his "stink" is growing I may have to buy him deodorant and cologne for Christmas!
4 Comments:
He takes after you more and more as time goes on....
Hey! It takes one to know one LADY!
Gee - If I remember right I had to move Chrissy out of your room because she couldn't sleep from your belching, snoring and farting all night.....Sounds like it runs in the family....
You moved Chrissy out of my room because I played music while I slept.
Ps. I don't fart... I'm a lady. And as for belching Chrissy has that one hands down. She's a great belcher for a little one.
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