"Has this ever happen to you? Do you ever find yourself coming to realizations WAY too late? Hi, I'm an internet commentor but I actually am human on TV and this common yet, rare problem, is called DER-itis.Millions of people each and every year fall victim to this nagging ailment but hope is on the way. Nestled deep within the mountains of the Carolinas, a small crackpot team of scientists made up of- well mainly ex-video gamer-testers who smoke pot daily- are working little by little to find a cure. If you know anyone; ANYONE with this infliction PLEASE, by them a pair of shorts and send them on their way to happieness; they'll thank you for it later...in the winter........when they're wearing the same pair of shorts wondering why they have no coat."
maybe sweatpants ... but I'm thinking SPANDEX!!!! ask Chrissy if I can borrow one of her spandex pants in her well worn and loved collection, maybe the leapord print, or the hot pink ones?!
you should never spit blindly, it's all fun and games until someone gets spit in their eyes. Especially if you just ate tacos with hot sauce.
that's not funny! you know how i feel about spandex! blah!!!!! it's never okay - even on skinny girls - i don't need to see that much detail! and no.. exercise is not even an excuse to wear spandex!
So wait...........yooooooooou DO have Spandex or not? Cause frankly, these short-shorts aren't slicing the cheese these days and I feel WAY out dated; I'd like to go more retro, like 1983 New Order meets Boy George!
"You people" Hmmmm.... Tony, I don't know whether you should be more offended as a black man or I should be more offended as a white woman - but what the hey - Let's both be offended......
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"Has this ever happen to you? Do you ever find yourself coming to realizations WAY too late?
Hi, I'm an internet commentor but I actually am human on TV and this common yet, rare problem, is called
DER-itis.Millions of people each and every year fall victim to this nagging ailment but hope is on the way. Nestled deep within the mountains of the Carolinas, a small crackpot team of scientists made up of- well mainly ex-video gamer-testers who smoke pot daily- are working little by little to find a cure. If you know anyone; ANYONE with this infliction PLEASE, by them a pair of shorts and send them on their way to happieness; they'll thank you for it later...in the winter........when they're wearing the same pair of shorts wondering why they have no coat."
That's funny because I didn't have a winter coat this year! I just doubled up on the hoodies.
I do have a major case of the Ders.
Call it............"Dawning Comprehension"
That way it sounds like a movie :)
You two are just sad.....
"Dawning Comprehension" starring Jane Fonda and Sean Connery...
"In a world ... once ruled by dickies capri pants, Cashmere Pea Coats... and Ugg boots... One woman stands against the crowd... "
Wearing sweatpants - jeans??? well - definitely not shorts....
Rated R
Viewer Distcretion is advised
Capri Pants and Ugg boots may not appear the same on screen.
Look both ways before spitting and enjoy the movie!
maybe sweatpants ... but I'm thinking SPANDEX!!!! ask Chrissy if I can borrow one of her spandex pants in her well worn and loved collection, maybe the leapord print, or the hot pink ones?!
you should never spit blindly, it's all fun and games until someone gets spit in their eyes. Especially if you just ate tacos with hot sauce.
your mean
what about u punky brewster
I like punky... she's spunky.
that's not funny! you know how i feel about spandex! blah!!!!! it's never okay - even on skinny girls - i don't need to see that much detail! and no.. exercise is not even an excuse to wear spandex!
So wait...........yooooooooou DO have Spandex or not? Cause frankly, these short-shorts aren't slicing the cheese these days and I feel WAY out dated; I'd like to go more retro, like 1983 New Order meets Boy George!
Spandex is best for exercising - Hey - sometimes you just have to turn a blind eye.... :~)
come on!!
We depend on new topics every week
keep'um comin or I'll change my homepage.
I'm with ya on that one.... :~)
HEY HEY HEY... don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you people!
"You people" Hmmmm.... Tony, I don't know whether you should be more offended as a black man or I should be more offended as a white woman - but what the hey - Let's both be offended......
whoop ass is for all people... you can not escape it.
Ahhhhh.....your can is more like a flat Pepsi at best.
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